Today

Today I am thankful for warm sunshine, dry grass and barefeet.

Things Guys Should NEVER Say/Do to Girls

All of the following are true stories.

Each has been said to, or done to either me, or another girl that I know personally.

-"Your purse looks like a diaper bag."

-"Can we sit on your coat?  Mine is nicer."

-"Guess what!  I'm not wearing any underwear!"

-"Would you share a Love Boat with me?"

-"Please pray for a girlfriend for me."

-"Just so you know, I'm saving for a ring." (On the SECOND date!)

-"The well is dry" with an 'eyebrow-wiggle'. (This was in regards to finding a woman to date)

-"Are you kidding me?! I'm waaaaaaaay skinnier than BOTH of you!!"

-Discuss sexual fantasies in front of a girl (even if you consider her to be 'one of the guys')

-Refer to a girl as 'one of the guys' (especially to her face)

-Draw a girl's attention to your comic strip underwear on purpose

-Rate the hotness of other girls in front a girl

-Discuss bodily functions

-Discuss what happens in the men's bathroom in front of/with a girl

True stories.  And truly, don't do them!

How to Know You Have a Crush on Someone

-you see them, and go out of your way for an interaction with them

-you can't seem to find the courage to speak with them beyond the 'hey' usual

-your heart beats faster

-your face turns pink

-your body temperature rises

-your glasses fog up

That is why contact lenses are so much better.  Now I know.