Why Aren't There Courses for Professors?

Good grief. Why are there so many bad professors out there? This woman I'm currently supposed to be listening to is absolutely nuts.

-she doesn't appear to understand and use a calendar and match dates to days
-she doesn't appear to understand the projects she assigns
-she doesn't appear to speak without contradicting herself
-she doesn't appear to understand that a research assistant is not a personal servant
-she doesn't appear to be patient with her students' questions (despite her claim that learning occurs through asking questions)
-she is not organised in a logical manner
-she is not prepared to commit enough time to this class (apparently being a speaker at conferences supersedes four weeks of classes)

Good grief. where do they find these people?