Things Guys Should NEVER Say/Do to Girls

All of the following are true stories.

Each has been said to, or done to either me, or another girl that I know personally.

-"Your purse looks like a diaper bag."

-"Can we sit on your coat?  Mine is nicer."

-"Guess what!  I'm not wearing any underwear!"

-"Would you share a Love Boat with me?"

-"Please pray for a girlfriend for me."

-"Just so you know, I'm saving for a ring." (On the SECOND date!)

-"The well is dry" with an 'eyebrow-wiggle'. (This was in regards to finding a woman to date)

-"Are you kidding me?! I'm waaaaaaaay skinnier than BOTH of you!!"

-Discuss sexual fantasies in front of a girl (even if you consider her to be 'one of the guys')

-Refer to a girl as 'one of the guys' (especially to her face)

-Draw a girl's attention to your comic strip underwear on purpose

-Rate the hotness of other girls in front a girl

-Discuss bodily functions

-Discuss what happens in the men's bathroom in front of/with a girl

True stories.  And truly, don't do them!

To the Woman in my EDU 325

Please read and consider the following;

*No one cares about your sons.
*Put your hand down and read the book. Then you can put your hand up and ask questions
*Repeat

Why Aren't There Courses for Professors?

Good grief. Why are there so many bad professors out there? This woman I'm currently supposed to be listening to is absolutely nuts.

-she doesn't appear to understand and use a calendar and match dates to days
-she doesn't appear to understand the projects she assigns
-she doesn't appear to speak without contradicting herself
-she doesn't appear to understand that a research assistant is not a personal servant
-she doesn't appear to be patient with her students' questions (despite her claim that learning occurs through asking questions)
-she is not organised in a logical manner
-she is not prepared to commit enough time to this class (apparently being a speaker at conferences supersedes four weeks of classes)

Good grief. where do they find these people?