Each has been said to, or done to either me, or another girl that I know personally.
-"Your purse looks like a diaper bag."
-"Can we sit on your coat? Mine is nicer."
-"Guess what! I'm not wearing any underwear!"
-"Would you share a Love Boat with me?"
-"Please pray for a girlfriend for me."
-"Just so you know, I'm saving for a ring." (On the SECOND date!)
-"The well is dry" with an 'eyebrow-wiggle'. (This was in regards to finding a woman to date)
-"Are you kidding me?! I'm waaaaaaaay skinnier than BOTH of you!!"
-Discuss sexual fantasies in front of a girl (even if you consider her to be 'one of the guys')
-Refer to a girl as 'one of the guys' (especially to her face)
-Draw a girl's attention to your comic strip underwear on purpose
-Rate the hotness of other girls in front a girl
-Discuss bodily functions
-Discuss what happens in the men's bathroom in front of/with a girl
True stories. And truly, don't do them!
wow, a lot of those are supremely awkward. i think they're things you shouldn't say to anyone in general.
ReplyDeleteOops! haha. I guess it not with girls in general, but with my closest friends that are girls we talk about bathroom things ALL the time! Thats why were close!! hahaha! Even I have been asked the "please pray that i find a girlfriend" thing. It's SO embarrassing that someone would do that!!!
ReplyDeleteBut I'm glad we're basically on the same page Amy!!
I'm thinking you should blog about how your interview went!
ReplyDeleteLOL wow, all of that is true...I agree with you 100%.
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